[OMG!] Nintendo DS targeted by child molesters

[Korben_Dallas]

Epá... uma palavra... HILARIANTE

Kotaku carried a story yesterday that is (basically) the Nintendo DS version of that Playstation Pornable scare from six months ago. You can see it here, and you should, because it's awesome. It depicts a scenario so imaginative that it juts into the realm of speculative fiction:

While driving on the highway, a child molester who is also driving might look into the back seat of your car and see your child using their DS back there. According to this terrifying report, the child molester can then - while driving their car - produce a DS of their own and utilize it to divine your home address. You will recall that he is driving on the highway at speeds approaching sixty miles an hour. One hand is on the wheel and the other is managing the gearbox. Thus, there can be no question.

He is entering these messages into his DS with his erect phallus.

The report isn't specific on this last point, but it's clearly present in the subtext. Pedophiles are writing messages to your kids using their dicks.

fonte - http://www.penny-arcade.com/2007/02/09

Os comentários são acerca deste artigo com video...

Enfim ao menos têm razão ao dizer que os pais não lêm os manuais e não fazem ideia do que é uma consola e o que são ratings de jogos... etc etc

 

[xef]

LOLOLOLOLOL

escrevem na ds usando penes?

 

[crowheart]

Ora aí está uma boa solução, nunca mais gasto dinheiro num stilus para a Ds ou para PDA...