Seis relações entre Sexo e Linux

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Um momento de humor tb é preciso:)

I have a friend who is inexorable in his lack of aptitude in anything related to technology. Now don't get me wrong, he is aware of technology, just that he is not passionate about it and bears with it just to get his job done. In the past, I have tried many times - rather unsuccessfully - in trying to make him take an interest in technology in general. But irrespective of these contrasts, what makes our friendship gel is his obvious knack of looking at the lighter side of things. Take the last time he visited me for instance. During the course of our talk, I tried to steer the conversation to Linux and tried to sell him the obvious benefits of using it over its proprietary counterparts. And even though he tried to convey through his eyes and body language that he felt bored, I pushed on. Ultimately, he piped in with the remark as follows:
Ravi, you seem to like Linux so much. But did you know that there is relationship between Sex and Linux ? Having successfully caught my attention and obviously having piqued my curiosity, he went on to state six relations between sex and Linux which I am recounting below. In fact, we had a very good laugh over this.
Here are the six relations between sex and Linux as told by my friend ...

1. Sex is like candy. The more you have it, the more you like it. Linux is also like candy. The more you use it, the more you fall in love with it.
2. The first time you have sex, your spouse complains because you are persistent. Same way, when you start using Linux, your spouse again complains because now you are negligent (to her).
3. It is prudent to practice safe sex the same way as it is safer to use a robust firewall in Linux.
4. Sex is pervasively practiced the world over. Linux is slowly getting there bit by bit.
5. It is alright to have sex any number of times as long as it is with your life partner. Similarly, you can install Linux any number of times as long as it is on your machine and not your colleague's. And finally ...
6. Using sex and Linux together in a sentence is nice because they rhyme.

I wonder what Linus Torvalds thinks about linking sex with Linux ? If you know him personally, perhaps, you could get his reaction about this and share it with the Linux community.

Fonte: http://linuxhelp.blogspot.com/2006/03/humor-six-relations-between-sex-and.html
 
em ambos convém verificar as permissões de acesso (só leitura ou leitura escrita). A escrita em ambos pode ser perigosa :lol:

para haver sexo tem de haver "open source" :lol:


para se poder ler de, tem de se montar(mount) :004:
 
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Oh Deus..., LOL

De facto dava para acrescentar muita coisa a essa lista :p

@[knap], de facto..., não vejo onde está a rima, :lol:

abraços, HecKel
 
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