Ze-dos-Trukes
Power Member
Sendo um shadow priest, não tenho tido muitos problemas em defrontar os shamans..
Mas está aqui um quote tirado dos foruns officiais que me faz rir ás gargalhadas sempre que o releio
por falar em Lightning shield... vejam este video
http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=1902982323409021679&q=lightning+shield
Mas está aqui um quote tirado dos foruns officiais que me faz rir ás gargalhadas sempre que o releio
There was once a kid who went to the Blizzard God..
He said,
"I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11", and Blizzard gave him shield and mail
He said,
"lolo I wunt 2 be a maege 2", and Blizzard gave him instant nukes
He said,
"I want to heal", and Blizzard gave him heals
He said,
"but WTF? Druids getz formz so ken i tu plxz?", and Blizzard gave him wolf form
He said,
"OMGLOLOL, my heals r not teh instantz", and Blizzard gave him nature's swiftness
He said,
"OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?", And Blizzard gave him Windfury
He said,
"BUT TETZ NO FAIRZ, teh enemyz r having pewerful bufforz?", And Blizzard gave him an instant low mana cast Purge
He said,
"K BUT I STILL KENT kite 4ever lyk teh OMG?", and Blizzard made the frostshock effect last longer than the cooldown
He said,
"WTFLOL, i runz oom and teh enemyz use Fear!!!!", and Blizzard gave him Tremor Totem and Manatide totems (and other damn retarded totems)
He said,
"OMGFFS!!!, still getz pwned when i'm AFK!!!", and Blizzard gave him Lightning Shield
So the kid went on killing lowbies, shouting "WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs" and using /spit.
After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 alliance guys managed to kill the shaman!
The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,
"OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!"", And Blizzard gave him a self rez with no sickness
And so the shaman class was born.
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por falar em Lightning shield... vejam este video
http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=1902982323409021679&q=lightning+shield