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Blue Sky In Games Campaign Launched

Discussão em 'Jogos - Discussão Geral' iniciada por Jintro, 21 de Maio de 2007. (Respostas: 2; Visualizações: 597)

  1. Jintro

    Jintro O Colaborador


    Games need BLUE SKIES! Games need BRIGHT YELLOW SUNS! Games need RED AND BLUE THINGS in them! We want to play in a HAPPY PRETEND LAND, not a shit version of an American slum full of mixed-race gangsters wearing licensed sportswear!


    We want to COLLECT BANANAS FROM MAGIC CASTLES not earn respect from fictional gang leaders! We want to stun enemies with BOUNCE ATTACKS, not shoot them in unrealistic and shoddy drive-bys!


    We want to restore our health by COLLECTING ROAST CHICKEN, not by syringing drugs into the only vein we can still find! Games have gone SHIT and DARK and RUBBISH and WE WANT THEM BACK!


    We want music that goes PLINKY-PLINK AND DOOPY-DOO not "motherfucking west coast mother fucker, y'all"! We want to fight WEIRD MONSTERS not drug-dealing criminals!


    Make games look like games again! Support the Blue Sky In Games Campaign NOW!


    - Change everything that's grey into blue.
    - From now on, everyone wears red shoes.
    - Make everything happen at midday or sunset.
    - Replace gun textures with banana textures.
    - Turn all cars into pink convertibles that wobble and only do 15mph.
    - If you get 100 of anything, a little tune plays.
    - Instead of saying "crew" say "your buddies".
    - Instead of saying "hood" say "zone".
    - Make the female characters something other than prostitutes.
    - Make the black characters something other than drug dealers.

  2. alph

    alph Power Member

    Que feliz. :)
  3. Crrash

    Crrash Power Member

    isso já é antigo, mas tou mais ou menos de acordo...
    O ceu é azul e não cinzento (ok depende se está a chover ou não :P)
    O chão pode ter qualquer cor e não tem de ser só castanho
    roupas também são multicoloridas e não beiges/castanhas/cinzentas

    as medidas é que são drasticas :-D

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